Bossbot Headquarters has finally been discovered, and Toons are taking it by storm! Are YOU Toon enough? Here's a run-down of the The Big Cheese's big kahuna, the Chief Executive Officer, or C.E.O. for short.

You must now “get cracking and serve the CEO’s banquet”. There are 8-13 tables spread across the banquet hall with 4-8 cogs seated all around. The higher the average of the toons battling together, the more cogs there will be. The cog’s food, however, has been sabotaged by Good ol’ Giggles! Three cans of this stuff will turn a cog into sprockets. You have 5 minutes to feed, or destroy, as many of these cogs as you can. The cogs who don’t explode from the pig’s cooking will have to be battled in the next round.

The cogs aren’t too shy to let the waiters know how their service is. If a cog is still hungry, you will see a pink stomach over his head as he motions for your attention. If he has to wait a while for more food, that pink stomach will turn red. If he STILL has to wait, you will see a lightning bolt over his head as he bangs his hands on the table. Once that happens, any food he has been fed is forgotten about, and he will need three more servings before he explodes. You can also see the progress of the food as they eat. Once the food can starts flashing red, he is nearing the end of his can and will be wanting another.

The room magically transforms into a battlefield, toons vs. CEO. The tables are armed with a seltzer bottle, and back by the entry doors appears 4 golf balls.

The tables with the seltzer are the offense, or how you do damage to the CEO. To use a table, simply run or jump into it. Toons who choose to do this job will be charging the bottles by holding down the Ctrl key while aiming with the arrow keys, then releasing to spray. A very slow progress bar will appear to show you the power of your squirting by changing colors. Blue, if it hits the CEO, will deal 2 points of damage. Yellow, 4 and red 6. Red doesn’t last very long, however! You must be quick to release. Unlike the evidence and pie throwing in other boss battles, once that bar is filled max, it will reset to blue.

Golfing is the defensive mode of the battle, or how you help the squirters do their job better. Run into a golf ball to begin. The controls are the same as the seltzer bottle; Ctrl key to charge and arrow keys to aim. The goal of the golfer is to slow down the CEO, making him attack and move less. The progress of the golfers is shown on the CEO’s treads. Normal metal color indicates no change in the CEO’s speed. As you enfeeble him, the treads turn pink and eventually red. Continuing to hit golf balls at the CEO will keep the red status on him. If the golfers stop, the slowness will wear. It is theorized that, even if a slow lob hits the CEO, a line drive (more of a charge) will cause more enfeebling. A golfer can see the hits land in the form of a smoke cloud that matches the color of the golfer’s golf ball, and by hearing a distant “clunk”.

While the toons attack, the CEO attacks back. He has a few moves up his sleeve to take a toon down. He has the standard gear throw attack, which hits for –15. Just as the other boss battles, he will look at you before he throws his gears at you, but he will only throw gears at toons on tables. Toons who are not on tables are susceptible to a golf hit, which also hits for –15. Being ran over, on a table or not, will do –20 damage to a toon. And then, there’s the area attack: “Fore!” he will say, as he sprays golf balls toward every toon. Be sure to jump off you golf tee and table when you see this, as this is a –15 attack for any and all who don’t move.

Remember the conveyor belts at the back corners of the room? Well, now they have snacks for toons on them. Sadly, the method of receiving a toon-up doesn’t put a dent in this type of damage. Apples (+1), cupcakes (+2), sandwiches (+3) and cakes (+4) will slide down the belts for needy toons. Hopefully, you have a few toon-up unites from the CFO battles stored, because in times of crisis, you don’t want to fight other toons for a measly boost like this. Try to corral everyone you can to benefit from your unite before throwing by saying “This way.” This will keep everyone battling instead of standing by the belt for minutes at a time eating snacks.
After 20 minutes have passed in this battle, the CEO will say, “It’s time to reorganize.” When he says this, he will destroy one of the conveyor belts and his golf club will be green and flashing. If he hits you with a golf attack, it will be for –19. After 10 more minutes, he will say, “Now let’s downsize.” When he says this, he will destroy the other conveyor belt. If he hits you with a golf attack, it will be for -30.

If your group is successful, you will witness the CEO being demoted to a Flunky, and he will have to stand and watch as you do your victory dance!

You receive pink slips as a reward for defeating the CEO, 1-5 slips depending on the average size of the group’s cog suits. One pink slip will “fire” one cog, no matter what the size, and you still get credit for defeating him. Firing a cog causes him to be loaded into a cannon and shot out! You can use your pink slips by clicking the SOS button, as you would to call your doodle, a friend or an SOS toon.

- 8 tables of 4 Corporate Raiders = 1 pink slip
-9 tables of 5 The Big Cheese = 2 pink slips
-10 tables of 6 The Big Cheese = 3 pink slips
-8 tables of 8 Corporate Raiders = 4 pink slips
-13 tables of 5 The Big Cheese = 5 pink slips

Some helpful advice:

•Keep watch for the other toons who are taking hits frequently. It may be for various reasons (which we haven't figured out yet), but the CEO seems to be targeting a particular toon and stays with that toon for most of the battle (doesn’t seem fair but welcome to Toontown!).
•Don’t try to keep yourself at full laff. You will be away from your duty too much and rob others who might need the Toon-Up from the conveyor).
•If a toon is not doing well on the seltzer, trade places with them.
•Make sure you tell sadder toons to get snacks from the conveyor belt and for them to stay out of the battle until they are reasonably healthy enough to join again. A sad toon can NOT help you in this battle, so help them stay healthy. Encourage them to get toon-up.
•Use your unites wisely. Get the toons who are badly damaged to come to an area and do a unite Toon-Up on them. (use the speedchat: let's use toon-up, i'll get this one, this way, hurry) You can only wait a certain amout of time. The battle goes on and you need to help your team. If they refuse, do not insist; you have done your part.
•If you’re lagging, be much more alert to what is happening. (restarting Toontown before each CEO usually helps with memory leak/lag/latency)
•The golf tees are safer for lagging toons, but we NEED to have seltzer battlers, so be wise in your decision.
•Stay with the job you are comfortable with, but if all the golf positions are filled, do what is necessary to win; do the seltzer bottle.
•The CEO will target your table and try to run over you. Don’t wait too late to use the escape and get out of his way. Since 4 seltzer battlers should be out there battling, there will be free tables to use when the CEO crushes a table down temporarily. Find an empty table and battle him again.
•Watch your laff. Don’t get dangerously low. You can safely go down to 70 laffs if you are in a busy district, 50 if you are in a quiet district. I highly suggest to keep your laffs  higher in a busy district like Nutty River because the lag can cause double hits, so double damage points.
•Don’t TAKE food gag toonups from a more needful Toon. I emphasize this very very much. If you are at: e.g.: 45 laff and another toon is at 20 laff, PLEASE let them get their laff up first. This is GOOD teamwork and imperative to keep all of the toons in battling health.
•It is a long battle and can be tedious, but you must not give up and don’t be running around doing nothing. Your team depends on your being useful as well as kind.